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The Story of Jim

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There once was a man called Jim. Jim enjoyed eating cheesy pizza and shining his watch collection, but not at the same time. Jim owned a beat up '65 mustang. It was lime green. He bought a dog to pick up ladies but they weren't too fond of it, as he never got it fixed and it humped all of their legs.

Jim just wanted to be that dog, humping ladies all day long.

So Jim was sitting on a bridge in the rain one day when a magic man came up out of a puddle. The man looked strangely like Alec Baldwin but Jim was too busy wishing he could have at least one lady to cuddle with on cold nights to care.

The magic man told Jim that there would be seven ladies who would keep him warm and make him happy when he's sad waiting for him at home. Jim ran home, ecstatic about his sudden good fortune.

When Jim got home, though, he saw his dog humping a lady dog. Six other lady dogs lay, exhaused, on Jim's bed.

"How could you?" Jim asked his dog before changing into some dry pajamas, crawling into bed with his eight dogs and drifing between sleep and loathing.

And that is why you never trust a magic man.
THE END.
Someone I know asked for a story. This is what I told him.

I hope you enjoyed the story of Jim. He has an unfortunate life.

I really wanna develop him as a character now. xP
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animefangirl23's avatar
lmao well he did wish to be a dog i gues hiw two wishes just got all jumbled